Colon Button Set of 4
Category: Button
This set of 4 colon buttons is here to turn serious GI topics into something a little more wearable and a lot more funny. they’re durable, lightweight, and ready for badge reels, lanyards, scrubs, backpacks, or anywhere you want to bring some gut level humor into the mix.
Each button brings its own personality. “Don’t hate us cuz ya ain’t us” is pure colon confidence. “A colonoscopy saved my ass” keeps it medically accurate with zero shame. “We make beautiful farts together” is… honestly just teamwork. And “gutless wonder” is the perfect insult you can wear proudly. Designed and made in the USA!
They’re great for nurses, GI specialists, med students, colon cancer warriors, or anyone who has spent more time thinking about poop than they ever expected to in life. Perfect for hospital shifts, clinics, health fairs, or just making coworkers laugh in the break room.
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