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Penis Keychain with Sparkly Anatomical Plumbing

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$6.19 $9.99 In stock

Category: Accessory

This spunky keychain shows the amazing anatomy of your member. Glitter underpants pal keychain makes a fab vasectomy gag gift, bachelorette party gift, or anywhere a funny anatomical urological gift is needed. Let our cute and funny keychain break the ice at health ed chats or bring smiles at the urology clinic.

Cute and funny organ for IVF clinic bathroom keys! Send them off with the sample cup and a pert glitter enamel keychain. Measures 2.35" wide and 1.75" tall, comes packed on an educational card and was made in China.

Aside from the obvious bachelorette party gag gifts, a bit of hung humor may be needed if you struggle with ED, cancer, balanitis, Bowen's disease or genital warts. If you're a firm believer in the healing power of laughter, you've come to the right place.

A sparkly genital enamel keychain brings the fun to vasectomy surgery, enlargement surgery, implant surgery or whatever other medical care your member needs. We are firm believers in rewarding those brave souls working in the urology field. so give up the D to your urology tech, urology nurse or urologic surgeon with a cute little keychain! This cute human body keychain is a great gender affirmation surgery gift or FTM transition gift. 

Bring this cute keychain anatomy character to your next urology education event,  medical convention or health walk. Lighten a tough subject with a touch of humor and big heap of empathy for complex vascular and urological conditions and disorders. Fab for doctors, nurses and brain surgery post-op! Funny prize wheel giveaway at convention booths, conferences and health awareness events! Bring visitors to your booth with this sparkly cutie!

Our anatomical keychain features a cross-section view of the fascinating urological plumbing, scrotal friend, plus sparkly tubing we think you'll love. This way you can get to know your corpus cavernosa, your corpus spongiosum and all that other wizard-sounding stuff up in your member. 

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Ella ★★★★★

The glitter on the underpants is surprisingly well-attached, and the anatomical detail made everyone at the party laugh. It’s a perfect silly gift for a bachelorette or just a fun conversation starter on my keys.

Victoria ★★★★★

Gave this to my buddy after his vasectomy and he laughed his ass off—the anatomically correct details are actually pretty spot-on, and the glitter makes it feel way more ridiculous than a normal keychain. It's held up fine on his keys so far, no loose parts.

Lucy ★★★★★

Bought this as a bachelorette party gag and it got way more laughs than I expected. The anatomy detail is surprisingly accurate and the sparkly finish catches light nicely on a keyring.