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Rectum Lapel Pin - Bringing up the Rear

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$3.09 $4.99 In stock

Category: Lapel Pin

Give the gift of a cute rectum pin when life kicks you in the butthole! Colorectal surgery isn't cute, but our rectum lapel pin looks adorable on a jacket or bag. Grab some rectal cancer gifts to lift spirits -- and rectums!

Our adorable rectum pin is the ultimate conversation starter! Get your favorite colorectal surgeon something he or she will never forget (and maybe never even wear in public). This sweet little 1.25" printed aluminum rectum pin comes packed on an educational card, was designed in the USA and made in China.

What does the rectum do? The rectum is the last stop for poop! The butt of many jokes, the rectum plays a serious role when it comes to pooping. This fecal loading dock is lined with nerve endings that, when filled with poop, tell the brain to find a bathroom pronto.

What are the best colorectal cancer gifts? We’ve got your butts covered with the best rectum cancer gifts. IBS, IBD, Crohn’s and colitis warriors also love a plush anus. Butthole plushies make a great companion to all the lovely colon diseases life has thrown at you. When life gives you rectum disease, make lemonade! And if you can't make lemonade, we know you can serve up some fresh diarrhea.

More rectal gifts -- tees! posters! sweatshirts -- in our Colon Collection on Threadless.

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Sophia ★★★★★

This little guy is the perfect conversation starter—I've had multiple people ask about it on my bag. The enamel detail is crisp and clean, making it look far nicer than you'd expect for a joke pin. A great gag gift for anyone with a twisted sense of humor.

Emily N. ★★★★★

The enamel details are surprisingly crisp for such a tiny pin, and it sits nicely on my work bag without feeling flimsy. It’s a cheeky little conversation starter that makes the whole colorectal surgery topic a bit less heavy.

Grace ★★★★★

Finally got this pin to wear during my own recovery and it made me laugh every time I saw it peeking out of my jacket pocket. The enamel work is crisp and the colors match the photo exactly.