I Heart Guts®️ | The Original Plush Organs & Human

Prostate Keychain - A Seminal Work

Prostate Keychain - A Seminal Work - Main image
$7.19 $9.99 In stock

Category: Accessory

From prostate cancer warriors to the urologists who care for them, we've got prostate keychains for your post-op needs!  Funny prostate keychain will bring a smile to your favorite prostate patient. Grab a handful prostate keychains for your cancer care team, oncologist, urologist or next prostate exam!

Soft enamel prostate keychain measures 2.36” x 2”.  Engraved with "Prostate: A Seminal Work" on the back. Educational card describes the magic of the prostate. Metal prostate keychain wipes clean and disinfects easily -- can you say that about your "real" prostate? Designed in the U.S., made in China.

Spring a cute prostate keychain on your unsuspecting urology or oncology care team and watch them die laughing. Well, not literally. Put your prostate on your keys and you'll never lose them again! Cute smiling prostate character brings joy and humor to this cute anatomy gland.

What is the prostate gland’s function, where is it and why is mine so awesome? Sperm are made in the testicles, then travel through the vas deferens to the prostate, where the seminal vesicles add their special semen sauce to protect sperm from the acidic world. Or wherever they end up.

What is a prostate exam like? Sharpen your pencils, because at some point, your doctor will want to test your prostate! Prostate screening is important for prostate owners over the age of 55, according to the American Urologic Association. The “digital” part of the digital rectal exam does not mean it’s done by computer, my friends. They are talking digital as in “digits,” as in a finger. A finger up your butt!

Find funny prostate T-shirts more prostate gifts at our custom shop! Gonna Ace My Prostate Exam design available as a tee, phone case, mug and more at iheartguts.threadless.com.

Before you pay

Check the method and total at checkout.

When it ships

Allow for processing time as well as the journey to you.

Standard Shipping: Handling (business days) 0–1; Transit (business days) 7–15.

Express Shipping: Handling (business days) 0–1; Transit (business days) 7–15.

View policy
If you need a refund

Keep your order number and contact the store to start.

Please contact us for the refund processing timeframe before returning an item.

View policy
Delivery costs

Review the cost for your destination and chosen service.

Standard Shipping · United States: $0.00

Express Shipping · United States: $3.99

View policy
Returning an item

Check the return conditions before sending anything back.

United States · Return window (days after delivery): 30. Return method: By mail. Return postage: Seller pays.

View policy

Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Michael ★★★★★

The keychain’s funny design started a great conversation in the waiting room, and the smooth metal finish feels solid. It’s a small gesture but really lightens a serious topic.

Steven E. ★★★★★

Got this as a gag for my buddy going through treatment, and the metal feels solid enough to actually hold keys without bending. He cracked up the second he saw it, and it’s become a conversation starter at every poker night since.

Sebastian ★★★★★

My urologist husband laughed out loud when he pulled this keychain from his Christmas stocking. The little prostate charm is detailed enough that his patients actually recognize what it is on his keys. Perfect gag gift for anyone who's been through prostate surgery.