Rectum Keychain - Bringing up the Rear

Never lose your keys again with this rectum keychain. It’s okay to be anal — especially when it comes to your keys! Give the gift of a cute rectum keychain when life kicks you in the butthole!

Colorectal surgery isn't cute, but our rectum keychain sure is! Grab some rectal cancer gifts to lift spirits -- and rectums! Our funny and adorable rectum keychain is the ultimate conversation starter! Get your favorite colorectal surgeon something he or she will never forget. /great awareness item for rectal and anal cancer. A nice daily reminder to care for your butthole.

Soft enamel keychain measures 2” x 1.6”, engraved with "Rectum: Bringing Up The Rear" on reverse.  Cardboard backing describes the humble -- yet vital -- workings of your amazing rectum. Designed in the U.S., made in China.

What does the rectum do? The rectum is the last stop for poop! The butt of many jokes, the rectum plays a serious role when it comes to pooping. This fecal loading dock is lined with nerve endings that, when filled with poop, tell the brain to find a bathroom pronto.

What are the best colorectal cancer gifts? We’ve got your butts covered with the best rectum cancer gifts. IBS, IBD, Crohn’s and colitis warriors also love a plush anus. Butthole plushies make a great companion to all the lovely colon diseases life has thrown at you. When life gives you rectum disease, make lemonade! And if you can't make lemonade, we know you can serve up some fresh diarrhea.